Virginia > everywhere else. Where can you drive three hours in any one direction and end up at the mountains, the beach, or a different state?

English major > math major. 

Short > Tall. I can wear whatever shoes I want, whenever I want. 

Brunette > Blonde. 

Harry Potter > Twilight. Even though I enjoy both. 

Chick Flicks > Most other movies. 

Chick-fil-a > All other restaurants. 

September > July.

Barefoot > Shoes.

Books > Movies.

My iTunes library > yours. 

The end.